What's next? DUI?

6 years old.. and she's already got a police record. 
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/kindergartener-cuffed-after-tantrum-in-principals-office/

There's undoubtedly a huge line of critics lined up to pelt the cops with poop about this, but think about it...
The girl continued to exhibit extreme violent behaviour even at the police station.
The parents? 
Not reachable.Even after numerable attempts.
At least they didn't tase her.
There's something wrong in this girl's life.Period. 


Well, anyways...she got detention after all.....at the station.

vs

Once upon a time there lived a spider and a snake...

** WARNING: PICTURES NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH.


If you always thought these sort of things are found only in movies, guess again.
In New Zeland a photographer stumbles upon something that would leave me open mouthed for sure...
Oh and did I mention I might crap my pants too!!
http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2012/04/19/215081_local-news.html


If that doesn't fill your appetite for ghastly and nasty, ..fear not check this out..
and, yes,... please remind me to delete you from my phone and FB friends list.
http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/10/23/11601_local-news.html




j

Duuuuhhhh!!

When the N.Koreans launched their ego, cleverly disguised as a rocket, into space..the world watched with bated breath. And then it happened...both the ego and the rocket crashed.


Well sometimes you gotta learn to crawl before you can walk. 


Back to the drawing board.



j

"Chew on that dude!!"

http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/after-getting-dumped-woman-dentist-pulls-out-exs-teeth-203669?pfrom=home-otherstories

Boy meets girl (dentist)......boy likes girl......boy has fun with girl ...boy dumps girl......boy meets another girl.....boy has a fun life again....boy has toothache.....boy makes an appointment with ex girl (dentist) ...DENTA GIRL gets ex boy ( now patient) on the chair... DENTA GIRL then..i beg your pardon  ...did WHATTTT???

I remember when the AIDS epidemic was the biggest fear for people with colourful liaisons..but now here comes a jaw dropper....

(Note to self: DENTA GIRL..have I stumbled upon a new AVENGER,perhaps!! Better copyright that right now....)

j

"It's not me you should be stopping, it's the Joker, Godddamit">

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2012/03/30/national/a065946D12.DTL

This one is  about a month old..but still worth a chuckle. 
The cops knew he meant well . I tell you what , this guy has a heart of gold ..reminds me of the Robin Williams movie Patch Adams. 
Bravo sir.
The cops not only let him go, they even posed for pictures with the Batmobile.

Awww..now ain't that sweet??